Redundaphobia – the fear that, even outside of school, you will begin repeating everything you say three times to make sure others understand.
Sneakasnackaphobia – the fear a student will surreptitiously eat a candy bar in your classroom and find out, quite by accident, that he has a peanut allergy.
Paperpilephobia – fear that if you don’t put off all of that paperwork from the office, they’ll think you have plenty of time to do nothing but their paperwork.
Coldandfluaphobia – the fear that every virus that enters your classroom is looking specifically for you.
Atontogradeaphobia – the fear that every single student will turn in a project two hours before your grades are due.
Chickenpattaphobia – the fear that the three-week-old chicken-patty-on-a-bun under the heat lamp in the school cafeteria will be yours on the day you forget your lunch.
Budgetcutaphobia – the fear that the next published set of school budget cuts will include a photo of you.
Infinitaphobia – the fear that the faculty meeting that seems endless really is.
Applicaphobia – the fear that the student you’ve been urging to apply himself to his work will instead apply himself to making your life miserable for the rest of the year.
Lovasubaphobia – the fear that everyone at school will like your substitute teacher more than they like you.
Achapteraheadaphobia – the fear that your students will learn the material faster than you can plan the lessons.
Gottagoaphobia – the fear that the coffee that keeps you alert will also keep you dancing around for the last twenty minutes of class.
Adminlistaphobia – the fear that the stupid chain joke you just sent to a colleague was actually accidentally sent to every administrator in the school district.
Typographophobia – the fear that the newsletter on grammar and spelling that you sent home includes a number of misspelled words and punctuation errors.
Observatiophobia – the fear that you’ll discover in the middle of your administrator-observed class that you’ve planned a twenty-minute lesson for an eighty-minute class.
Desksquishaphobia – the fear that the student desks that are migrating closer to the front of the classroom every day will eventually crush you against the whiteboard.
Theyllbebackaphobia - the fear that the worst behaved kids will be the ones that won't pass to the next grade.